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This Reporter is working hard for you!! CRAZY PICTURE OF THE WEEK: UPCOMING EVENT:
If I come into your house, should I take my dirty shoes off ?
WE NEVER SAY :
" paprika " when we talk about a vegetable. We call it a " capsicum ". ( paprika is actually a hot spicy powder used for cooking)
WORDS OF THE DAY:
" vending machine "
( If you put coins in this machine, you can get a drink or a snack ) " check out "
( TWO MEANINGS : look at AND : leave a hotel ) DID YOU KNOW : Vending machines fall down and kill 13 people every year ! So be careful !
JOKE OF THE WEEK : If we didn't have electricity, we would have to watch TV by candlelight !! ( HA HA !! ) DON'T FORGET :
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